i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
u ever have those mutuals where u feel proud when they reblog something from you
This kid came to school with this big wad of money like in movies and we were like “omg stefan you’re the boss” and he was showing it off all day but then in science he dropped it and it turned out it was a bunch of Canadian Tire money with two 20s at the ends
I like to think I’m a badass but then I remember that I have to ask my mom to kill spiders for me.
if a teacher or person ever sarcastically says something like “what are you, 12?” hit them up with a “on a scale of 1-10 yes i am”